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[Maggilove]

Continuing the nonsense from where we left off....

The hot coffee hit the mark, rousing me from my psychedelic reverie of taffeta ballgowns, capes, tights and naked blonde bald :confused: hermaphrodites, and there I was... all alone in a strange, empty forum... :eek:

[bruphoto]

I called out for help but all I could hear was my own voice bouncing off the forum walls, and all I could see was a pale, bluish light...

[Maggilove]

Gathering all my courage... and my donuts... I began to walk slowly but purposefully towards the light...

[Andy]

When I approached it, it became clear to me that it was only the lethal radiation of plasma flowing out of the hard drive of the bluehostforums.com server.
"Holy proxy servers!" - I shouted
"Guys, get the replacement machine" - I said after raising my cell phone next to my ear.

[Taresa]

Only to wince mightily when my ringtone (My Humps, by the BEPs, y0) blared in my ear. The caller ID read...

[Maggilove]

..a short poem by Philip Larkin before informing me that my caller was none other than...

[Dave]

BANG! BANG!...ZZZZ TZTZ ZAP! Someone suddenly shot the phone out of my hand before I could make it out so I jumped behind one of the server racks and tried to make out who the shooter was...

[Maggilove]

My view was strictly limited, but I could just make out a distinctive diamante-studded stiletto heel, and I knew right away... my adversary knew her Jimmy Choos from her Manolo Blahniks...

[Dave]

She started running down the corridor so I stumble started after her when...

[mtoxic619]

thank you very much

[Dave]

your welcome... :rolleyes:

[Dave]

So... She started running down the corridor so I stumble started after her when...

[Maggilove]

..suddenly, I was stopped in my tracks by the very thing that had caused the gun-toting fashion plate to take flight... :eek:

[Ginger]

Siren! Siren!! Siren!!! Booooommm!!!!!!

[annhawk]

Shards of glass flew in my direction as the window to my right was blown out...

[areidmtm]

by an Explorer driven by a speeding crazy lady trying to kill her husband. As I look in that direction…

[piers38]

I notice the Explorer is a beta seven model.....,I make a mental note to download it but something distracts me....

[Frusis]

Perhaps it was the ghastly design. Perhaps the abhorrent pulsing logo on its cover. The Mac laptop, perched on a nearby desk’s corner, was as captivating as a man with a gun. :eek: I immediately…